Category: Satire
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Satire: Preprofessors
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Junior Reseach Faculty Rise Up! Demand Linguistic Justice! In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of academia, the world’s postdocs — or rather, junior researchers or junior faculty — have united in a historic revolt. Their grievance? A name so confusing, so utterly baffling to…
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Satire: Digital Utopia
Ah, the sweet, seductive allure of the digital utopia. I’m sure you’ve heard the pitch: “Replace your entire workforce with AI agents, and suddenly, you’re a business magnate—no humans involved, just pure, automated glory.” What could possibly go wrong, right? Well, strap in, fellow dreamers, because I’ve just lived through the nightmare that will make…
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Satire: Streetlights “Outdated” in Bold New Initiative
In a groundbreaking move that has left residents squinting in disbelief, the city council has proudly announced the complete removal of streetlights from Main Street, labeling the once-beloved illumination as “outdated” and “antithetical to modern living.” “By embracing the natural rhythm of night, we are fostering a deeper, more primal connection with our environment,” beamed…